Flashdance: What a Feeling. A Bad Feeling that is.


Flashdance is a waste of time. I wanted to turn it off, but for some reason decided to keep watching. The soundtrack is good and a few tracks are ones you probably know even without seeing the movie. That's about all I can say that's good about Flashdance, folks. I'm no choreographer, but for a movie about dancing the dancing is terrible. The writing for the movie is just putting the protagonist through certain things to do. There's no character progression present and the story makes little sense. You can tell Flashdance was made by male filmmakers who don't know how to handle a female protagonist. I suppose this movie was a big box office hit because of MTV? Don't watch Flashdance, instead watch a movie that I gave pretty favorable review in Footloose. I suppose I should watch the next 80s dance flick in Dirty Dancing. I won't spend more time on this review since Flashdance wasted my time. See y'all in the next review.


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